When I drive past Krispy Kreme and see the "HOT NOW" light shining brilliantly
- President Obama uses his to kill Osama Bin Laden.
- Mitt Romney uses his to fix the Winter Olympics.
Starbucks Guy: What’s the name?
Me: Primrose Everdeen.
Starbucks Guy: *prepares order* Primrose Everdeen!
Me: I VOLUNTEER!